An idea shamelessly stolen and adapted from the excellent Bring The Noise! fanzine of the late 1980's, the Table of Terror award goes to the player who receives the most disciplinary points during the season. Players are awarded one point for a feeble yellow card, two for a second yellow that leads to a red - whilst straight red cards are awarded with three points for a girly professional foul, or a whopping five for a Luc Nijholt inspired two footed lunge or Peter Holcroft uppercut.